Albert from how to build a better boy blog is written by a web developer, Albert Pajak, who knows every detail about building software. He began his career back in 1996 as an IT guy for small and large businesses in Poland. Rapidly growing information technology sector in Poland had brought Albert in contact with a range of programming languages and platforms, which he had been using ever since.
I am writing this post because I want to share my knowledge as a freelance developer and coder (God, I hate when people keep using that word. It makes you sound like a pigeon). Also, I won’t be using any fancy words just because some of you couldn’t pass the fifth grade English class. I believe that with some practice and hard work anyone can become a good coder.
Albert from How to Build a Better Boy
The last time I saw Albert, he was standing in the middle of the street with his arms outstretched. His hair had grown long, and he wore a leather jacket with no shirt underneath.
He’s not a good guy, but I have to admit that he was right about one thing: He knew how to build a better boy.
I thought it was going to be easy, but it wasn’t. At first I tried using my old friend Ted’s brain, but the problem with Ted is that he’s not very smart. He can’t do anything without instructions, which makes him sort of useless when you’re trying to create an artificial intelligence from scratch. (It also means that all his inventions blow up in his face.) So then I tried using Albert’s brain instead, and that was much better — until it wasn’t anymore because Albert had all these weird ideas about what kind of person he wanted me to be and none of them worked out. It seemed like every time I made some progress with one aspect of my personality, another part would go wrong somewhere else; so eventually I just gave up on being human altogether and started building robots instead. But even those robots kept
ALBERT
Albert is the main character in the book. He is a boy who has recently moved to a new neighborhood, and doesn’t have many friends. One day, he meets an old woman named Marjorie who gives him advice on how to make friends. She tells him that there are two ways to make friends: either by making them fall for you or making them fall for the wrong thing. Albert decides that he wants to try the latter method first because it seems easier.
He tries to make friends with a girl named Ursula by telling her that he has a pet dog named Rover. He asks Ursula if she would help him feed Rover, but it turns out that she can’t because her mother doesn’t allow pets in their house. Later on, Albert finds out that Ursula also has a secret that she doesn’t want anyone else knowing about, so he tells her about his own secret instead (that he doesn’t actually have a dog).
Albert then tries to make another friend by telling him about his imaginary twin brother named Alfonso. The boy asks if he can meet Alfonso sometime, but Albert says no because he’s afraid of what might happen if they meet up with each other in real life
One thing that I really enjoyed about this book is that it was a very different kind of story than I expected it to be. It’s not at all what I thought it would be, and I think that’s why I liked it so much. The story revolves around a boy named Albie, who has been raised by his mother and father to be perfect. They have him on a strict schedule, they teach him how to act, and they even have an assistant who follows him around and makes sure he doesn’t get into trouble. In fact, Albie’s parents don’t tell him anything about the world–they don’t even tell him what happened to his brother (who died) when he was younger because they want him to stay innocent forever.
This is where Albert comes in–he’s their assistant and he helps them raise Albie as best he can. He knows as much about the world as Albie does, but he knows more about life since he’s lived longer than most people do nowadays due to advances in medicine and technology.
Albert starts working for Albie’s parents when he’s only 19 years old–that means that by the time Albie turns 18 years old (the age where most teenagers are allowed out into society)
1. Albert is the main character of the novel. He is a young boy who has trouble dealing with his mother’s death and his father’s remarriage.
2. Albert’s father is an inventor who is always coming up with new ideas and plans, but they never seem to work out for him.
3. Albert’s mother dies early in the novel; she suffers from tuberculosis, which affected her lungs so badly that she could no longer breathe on her own. She had to be put into an oxygen tent for her last few days alive so that she could breathe easier and live longer.
4. Mrs. Mallard (Albert’s stepmother) has a lot of money from her late husband and wants to help Albert with his problems by buying him expensive things he doesn’t need or want (like a car).
5. Mr. Mallard (Albert’s stepfather) is an inventor who makes many inventions that don’t work because he doesn’t have enough money to fund them all at once or because he doesn’t have time to complete each one before starting another project, which makes it hard for him to keep all these ideas straight in his head so that he knows exactly how much money will be needed for each one and how long it will take
Albert is a good character because he has the traits of being smart and manipulative, but he also has a heart. He is able to see that others have feelings and help them when they need it. He is willing to do anything to make sure he gets what he wants even if it means hurting others.